Amelie decides to break out The Forbidden Template.

"It's called Transfictionality, the idea that whatever world you live in is a work of fiction in another world. In whatever world they're making these movies, he's simply a fictional character, so there aren't the same associations. We, ah...this is kind of the downside of the magic internet, honestly? It's not something we particularly dwell on. My world is apparently a video game series with a history of customizable, blank-slate protagonists, so I deal with it...a little less than others."