01 - Tony Stark - New York - Video

[inadvertentdadfigure]

So I get the gist of this, whole Duck, internet thing, I read the manual.

What I want to know is, how has this managed to slip under the radar for so long? It looks like it entered my world several years ago, and then just up and vanished. It looks like I was even part of the old Duck and I don't remember any of it. I guess that's the power of selective amnesia for you.

Or maybe that's just the power of Thanos snapping me out of existence or something like that Kamala kid was talking about. But that's not supposed to happen yet.

Anyway, uh, yeah. Tony Stark, billionare, philanthropist, former playboy, Iron Man, AMA. Ask me Anything for those who aren't into the lingo. I noticed there's some new users on the internet so sure, what the hell. AMA me.

Comments

[outofthemanor]

Snapped out of existence?

[inadvertentdadfigure]

It's what that Kamala kid said about Thanos. Hasn't happened yet in this world but...

It's something I've been planning for, for a while now.

[outofthemanor]

You have been planning to leave your existence?

[inadvertentdadfigure]

God no. I'm gonna stop him.

From what I've been reading, that maniac's going to wipe out half of all existence in the universe. What kind of lunatic would do that?

[outofthemanor]

One who has a poor understating of most species' need to replenish, and that a loss is usually followed by what is commonly referred to as a baby boom.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

Not to mention the sheer and utter chaos that he's going to inflict just wiping out half the known universe. The catastrophic chaos of doing this is going to be off the charts.

[outofthemanor]

At the very least, snapping out half of all populations would lead to perhaps 25% of living beings left, at a hopeful estimate. 10-to-15% would be more accurate when you consider collateral damage and the ripple effect such an action would cause.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

Those were pretty much the numbers I ran yeah, once I found out about The Snap.

[outofthemanor]

This Thanos shows immense amounts of ignorance on a scale that is almost impressive.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

I swear to god.

If I find out that my Thanos is doing it because he's trying to get a booty call from Death?

I'm going to kill him myself.

[outofthemanor]

I have never had the pleasure of meeting Death, but my understanding is they have never particularly looked for their already hectic workload to be made worse.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

I read up on that Kamala kid's Thanos. Turns out that their Death thought people weren't dying enough so she messed with him, promised him nookie and he thought she would make good on it if he killed 1/2 of all life on the universe.

I can't seem to find info on my Thanos so I'm calling this the same motivations unless told differently.

[outofthemanor]

[...]

That is no true Death.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

That's a crazy whacko Death and I want no part of that Death.

[outofthemanor]

Agreed. Death is glorious, the only true equality in life. Death is not petty.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

I like you kid. I don't like the idea of dying gloriously, but I can appreciate someone who knows to appreciate death when it's not taken cheaply.

[outofthemanor]

Death is not cheap.

Thanos is ... belittling an important gift.

[inadvertentdadfigure]

Yeah. I'll let you know how it all goes down.

If I survive it.

[outofthemanor]

Good luck.