01 - Alisaie - Video

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

There's so much information here. Just too much to go through all at once...

[Alisaie is using her old book to read through the Duck as she's reading the entries and then browsing the internet.]

Alphinaud would be so intrigued at this. Pity he's not here right now. Oh what's this?

[Her expression turns surprised as she starts paging through the material.] Oh. OH. Oh my. The internet is more lewd than I thought... How much of this is there?

Lyse naked images? I uh...

[Her face turns red as she starts paging through it, moments before a familiar voice is heard.]

What are you looking at Alisaie? asks Lyse off-screen as Alisaie SLAMS the book shut, cutting the image feed but not the voice.

Just some homework from Sharlyan!

Comments

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

A tortillah?

I think that's how you pronounce it.

It's not Eorzean.

[the_wandering_scion]

Certainly doesn’t seem like it. Nor Doman for that matter.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Neither is this internet.

This Internet isn't even Eorzean or Allagan.

And we blame everything on Allagans.

[the_wandering_scion]

And it’s too out there for the Garleans, too!

Gods, we cannot Let Cid find this.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I shudder to think what would happen if Nero found this Internet.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I'm guessing that leaves very little time for research...

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

If you want to research, you have to actually not be part of the Scions, or have more time allotted for it.

Our role is more like active keepers of the realm, protecting the land from the Primal threat rather than pouring over notes unless needed. It's not to say that it isn't warranted often.

[holdmystabber]

[Hearing this...did the Duck somehow bring her soul back to this plane? Did someone realize that pulling a soul out during a fight with the enemy was a poor move? But maybe it's when Yua remembers the conversations the other girl had and the feeling of wanting to help, it makes her have a moment when she doesn't snark but instead hugs her.]

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

[Alisaie doesn't protest, it's been a long, busy day and having teleported to Rhalgar's when she was supposed to been flat on her face had caused quite the stir.]

M'okay really, [she muffled into Yua's shoulder.]

[holdmystabber]

Really? You sure?

[/doubt minus gestures.]

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I feel fine? Ish?

... question mark?

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I... See. I just kinda wound up in an adventure myself, I've been returning more to my studies as late.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I didn't have much time to do any research when I was off doing my own thing. Eorzea is a boats ride away from Sharlyan, and the old town where I grew up in has been reclaimed by Goblins. Friendly Goblins, but Goblins.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... Like, play drums and sing about violence goblins?

I heard about them.

[Wrong Goblins. Thankfully.]

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

More like, peddle for jigglyshine which is gil, our currency in Eorzea, and do trade. And sometimes stave off attacks from stupidly creative inventors.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Ah... Much less annoying, then.

'Stupidly Creative Inventors', though?

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Giant robots.

Really effective, giant robots.

If this is what goblins are capable of, I want to stop taunting them.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... Well, they're really different from the ones I heard about, then.

I kinda want to see that robot, though.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

They're inventive, sometimes too cunning for their own good, and frustratingly tenacious.

One of these days I'll get you a look at them.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Thanks. The mech designs sound like they could be worth researching for my world...

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Well, they are innovative. And they are surprisingly free with their designs.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Huh.

That last part feels odd to me, given how much the Empire hoards the work Aspio does... We're kinda improving there? Slowly? But that's a really new reform.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Well...

I want to amend that point with, "Once you beat it out of them." when they're not being cooperative. Sometimes these Goblins try to take over the world with these machines and then things need to get sorted.

But then there's good goblins who help you out and they actually let you ride robots for free.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... A faction conflict?

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

There was a group called the Illuminati who was out to control time using a Primal called Alexander. My friend put a stop to that with help with the goblins that were aligned with them.

And then there's the goblins who battle for fun, in the Rival Wings. I want to participate in that when I can. It looks like a lot of fun.