01 - Alisaie - Video

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

There's so much information here. Just too much to go through all at once...

[Alisaie is using her old book to read through the Duck as she's reading the entries and then browsing the internet.]

Alphinaud would be so intrigued at this. Pity he's not here right now. Oh what's this?

[Her expression turns surprised as she starts paging through the material.] Oh. OH. Oh my. The internet is more lewd than I thought... How much of this is there?

Lyse naked images? I uh...

[Her face turns red as she starts paging through it, moments before a familiar voice is heard.]

What are you looking at Alisaie? asks Lyse off-screen as Alisaie SLAMS the book shut, cutting the image feed but not the voice.

Just some homework from Sharlyan!

Comments

Voice

[holdmystabber]

Ah yes, the assignment about Rule 34 of the Internet.

[...wait a second.]

Hold on, where the hell are you?!

Re: Voice

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Uh... Rhalgar's Reach?

Why?

Voice-->Action

[holdmystabber]

Hang on!

[The sudden light poking on her shoulder two seconds later comes from the same person.]

Ok, you feel real...

Re: Voice-->Action

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Why wouldn't I feel real? Are you feeling all right?

[Strange coming from her, but these muddled up memories of multiple Warriors of Light the moment Alisaie had crashed into the Duck was giving her a headache. Who was Derplander anyhow?]

whoops, spoiler alert for 4.4 and onward

[holdmystabber]

Other than the normal amounts of crazy after so many world hoppings, I'm feeling fine.

I'm more curious about how you're out of bed after that shitshow. What exactly happened?

Re: whoops, spoiler alert for 4.4 and onward

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I honestly don't know. One moment I remember passing out from that voice and then the next I woke up clutching something called a Red Bull.

[holdmystabber]

[Hearing this...did the Duck somehow bring her soul back to this plane? Did someone realize that pulling a soul out during a fight with the enemy was a poor move? But maybe it's when Yua remembers the conversations the other girl had and the feeling of wanting to help, it makes her have a moment when she doesn't snark but instead hugs her.]

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

[Alisaie doesn't protest, it's been a long, busy day and having teleported to Rhalgar's when she was supposed to been flat on her face had caused quite the stir.]

M'okay really, [she muffled into Yua's shoulder.]

[holdmystabber]

Really? You sure?

[/doubt minus gestures.]

[the_wandering_scion]

What the hells are you doing?!

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Let's face it, this is the least compromising thing you've seen me doing.

I have no idea? I didn't expect literal nude pictures of Lyse on this... internet thing to happen to turn up in a search for her?

[the_wandering_scion]

I’m gonna need to save you from that, aren’t I?

Bloody... you better be thankful you’re my favorite.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Crys please. It's nothing that Alphinaud hadn't been trying to capture in his spare time.

You'd think the poor boy would have tried his damndest to capture every girl he fancied in the buff as a precocious child of 14.

[the_wandering_scion]

Well, if you’re certain.

Still, that boy has a long way to go before he’d win over hearts.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I mean, I'm not actively looking for it Crys. I just stumbled into it.

He's got Y'shtola burned into his mind. If he wasn't so busy with worry, he would be drawing her in the buff.

[the_wandering_scion]

Please, Alisae, you’d happily hunt them down if you could!

[She’s teasing you.]

Makes me jealous a bit, though.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Do you want a share of Miqo'te uh. What is this called? Hentai? I can send images over this Internet thing.

There's a Miqo'te image here of a cute redhead with, oh my. I didn't think a penis could get that large.

Although you have got to browse this internet for some of these non-lewd images. There's some marvelous things on here. Did you know you can make sandwiches from folded bread?

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Yeah, the Internet's like that.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I was wondering why this "safe search" was an option. Now I know.

It's about as graphic as one of the lewd books in the Sharlyan Forbidden Sections.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Big library similar to Aspio, I'm guessing? Probably a major research hub?

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Sharlyan is a nation built on scholars. So it's basically a city of, well, nerds.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Yeah, pretty much. Aspio's part of the Empire, so technically bound to its authority, but after some... Incidents, it's kinda less controlled lately.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Sharlyan's a nation unto itself, although the nation moved away from Dravanian soil years ago. I grew up in Dravania before we moved to the Isle with my brother and Grandfather, and I came to Eorzea a year ago.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I'm obviously missing some details, but... Does that mean you're working independently, then? Like with your world's Guilds or something?

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I work with the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, a non-aligned group that mostly deals with Primal threats to Eorzea, although our duties seem to be recently dealing with liberating nations in the name of eliminating summoned deities.