01 - Alisaie - Video

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

There's so much information here. Just too much to go through all at once...

[Alisaie is using her old book to read through the Duck as she's reading the entries and then browsing the internet.]

Alphinaud would be so intrigued at this. Pity he's not here right now. Oh what's this?

[Her expression turns surprised as she starts paging through the material.] Oh. OH. Oh my. The internet is more lewd than I thought... How much of this is there?

Lyse naked images? I uh...

[Her face turns red as she starts paging through it, moments before a familiar voice is heard.]

What are you looking at Alisaie? asks Lyse off-screen as Alisaie SLAMS the book shut, cutting the image feed but not the voice.

Just some homework from Sharlyan!

Comments

[the_wandering_scion]

I’m gonna need to save you from that, aren’t I?

Bloody... you better be thankful you’re my favorite.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Crys please. It's nothing that Alphinaud hadn't been trying to capture in his spare time.

You'd think the poor boy would have tried his damndest to capture every girl he fancied in the buff as a precocious child of 14.

[the_wandering_scion]

Well, if you’re certain.

Still, that boy has a long way to go before he’d win over hearts.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I mean, I'm not actively looking for it Crys. I just stumbled into it.

He's got Y'shtola burned into his mind. If he wasn't so busy with worry, he would be drawing her in the buff.

[the_wandering_scion]

Please, Alisae, you’d happily hunt them down if you could!

[She’s teasing you.]

Makes me jealous a bit, though.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Do you want a share of Miqo'te uh. What is this called? Hentai? I can send images over this Internet thing.

There's a Miqo'te image here of a cute redhead with, oh my. I didn't think a penis could get that large.

Although you have got to browse this internet for some of these non-lewd images. There's some marvelous things on here. Did you know you can make sandwiches from folded bread?

[the_wandering_scion]

Um, ah, no thanks on all of that.

Though the sandwiches?! That’s possible?

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I'll file that under "Things to send when I'm actually in the mood to bother people with" images then.

It is. They call it a tortilla.

[She pronounces it tor-tillah.]

[the_wandering_scion]

A Wha?

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

A tortillah?

I think that's how you pronounce it.

It's not Eorzean.

[the_wandering_scion]

Certainly doesn’t seem like it. Nor Doman for that matter.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

Neither is this internet.

This Internet isn't even Eorzean or Allagan.

And we blame everything on Allagans.

[the_wandering_scion]

And it’s too out there for the Garleans, too!

Gods, we cannot Let Cid find this.

[didyourequirefloatingaids]

I shudder to think what would happen if Nero found this Internet.