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[There a bunch of grumbling as a figure darts around, their figure hidden by a large cloak. The figure stops and looks at the screen, annoyed.]

Look, I don’t know who you are and how you can do... this. [The figure gestures with their arms, both voice and figure revealing them to be female] But, I’m in no mood to deal with this. Leave me alone right now, okay?

[No screens are shutting down.]

Did you hear me? Go away! Leave me alone!

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Pray, I cannot. It will not leave me alone as well.

[This coming from a young man dressed in what appears to be some kind of... subligar? At any rate, he's taking a break in some kind of forest, with a bow set to the side as he's drinking from water.]

I have no idea what is even happening.

You don’t want to know and...

[Hold up...]

...is that a bow?

Hmm? Yes, it is. It's a Walnut Bow, I just got it. It's a little stiff though, but I like it.

[He held it up for her to look at, the polished grain clearly new, and not at all used. But it was quality.]

I just purchased it a few hours ago.

But, how? There’s no bows in this game! Just swords!

Game? I must admit, I am confused. What sort of game are we talking about?

[Confusion is evident on the young Derplander's face. Please enlighten him Asuna, he's just a bitty WoL, he know not what the weirdness will become later.]

Then, you’re..? I..?

This is Sword Art Online. All the classes here are set around blades. There’s not even magic here!

... [Nani the fuck?]

[He turns the menu over to look at the large aetherite behind him.] This is Bentbranch Meadows.

I'm from Eorzea. It seems we are from two different places young miss.

Eorzea? Bentbranch Meadow?

Huh, I... guess we are.

[Others trapped in a different game?]

[Hardly and yet, he seemed too relaxed to be trapped in a game, the bustle of people going about their business in the background, the warking of chocobos and the hawking of wares from other people being heard through the screens.]

It is a country of people on the Western Shores of Aldenard, and the city-state of Gridania is a forested country run by the Seedsisters and the Elementals. I'm just taking a break from levequests at the moment.

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is... [his name is suddenly drowned out by the cacophony of chocobos.]. Nice to meet you.

Ah...

[It’s somewhere else entirely. Oh, well. But, still!]

Um... Asuna. My name’s Asuna.

A pleasure to meet you Asuna. Apologies if I met you at a bad time, this strange thing does not want to go away, it confounds me.

[he taps the screen a couple of times, and notes her location before saying,] Are you in need of aid?

If by aid, you mean “escaping a death trap video game”, then I could really use it.

Uh... you will have to walk me through what a "video game" is. Sorry.

It sounds allagan though?

[Poor, poor derplander. He REALLY has no idea how weird his life is going to get in the next year or so.]

Let me just... [he presses a few buttons on the screen.] No, no, that's not it. What about this?

[He presses another button and in another moment, he is literally sitting in Orgrimmar.

On Sylvanas's lap.]

Uh...

GET HIM! [Someone yells in orcish and he grabs his weapon and runs for it.]

THAT WASN'T RIGHT!

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