The First Park! - Open

[lil_tanuki]

Clearly the Duck is having fun with you people today.

WELCOME TO HAPPY WORLD LAND, the happiest place on earth!

There's plenty to see, the rides, the games, the Stairway to Heaven, the Bullet Train to Heck, all of it. Ride the monorail and visit the place. Lodging is free, food is free.

This is the Duck bringing you all to the world like it or not.

For a week, you'll all experience the joys of Happy World Land!

Comments

[moonoveralola]

"He wouldn't get anything from them that I'm not already giving him!"

Moon considers.

"I mean, teeth are like little bones, right? I already give him some of those once a week, so he doesn't really need more."

[outofthemanor]

"Are you sure?" Wednesday glances at the beast in question. "Given his size he may need more than provided."

[moonoveralola]

"I think he's good? Plus I'm not legally allowed to let him liquefy more than one Chansey a week. They're only a little shorter than me but they've got really dense bones!"

[outofthemanor]

"...What is a Chansey?"

[moonoveralola]

A voice floats out of Moon's purse, followed shortly by something else.

I can answer that, zzt!

"This is Rotom! He's a ghost that lives inside my Pokedex!"

Rotomdex snickers a little, spinning in place and shooting Moon an upside-down grin before turning to Wednesday, the screen displaying his mouth changing to a picture of a pink, egg-shaped creature.

Chansey, the Egg Pokemon! It lays highly nutritious eggs. Although once considered endangered, successful breeding efforts have brought it back from the brink, and it is now considered simply a protected species.

[outofthemanor]

When it came to ghosts, Wednesday knew exactly where she stood. Still, a Pokédex wasn't exactly something she had heard of before, and the shape was slightly unusual. She looked at it, and considered what it said.

"I wonder how the eggs taste."

[moonoveralola]

"Super, super rich! They make the best omelettes!"

[outofthemanor]

Hm. Well that was interesting information.

"I would like to try one."