May. 13th, 2018 11:08 pm
The First Park! - Open
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Clearly the Duck is having fun with you people today.
WELCOME TO HAPPY WORLD LAND, the happiest place on earth!
There's plenty to see, the rides, the games, the Stairway to Heaven, the Bullet Train to Heck, all of it. Ride the monorail and visit the place. Lodging is free, food is free.
This is the Duck bringing you all to the world like it or not.
For a week, you'll all experience the joys of Happy World Land!