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Somewhere, in your things, there is a Button.

A simple, unassuming Big Red Button on a blue square switch.

Wherever you find it, it is obviously suspicious and shouldn’t be pressed by any means necessary.

However, whatever the case may be, whatever strange method that has befallen you and your friends, someone has pressed the button. And now you are here.

Isekai High School.

It is here, that your classroom is divided into four, four “Franchises” per classroom precisely. Why Four? Well, because this is a Quartet School. There are many Classrooms and many chances to mingle, but this is a regular high school with many chances to visit the other classes.

Your Faculty, is hand picked from the Adults from the Various Worlds, no matter who they are, even if they are human or not.

There are three Rules to getting along in the Isekai High School during your Stay here while God and Co try to sort this mess out.

“Learn Hard”
“Play Hard”
“No Violence”*
*It should be Known That No Violence is Subject to Interpretation for Comedic Effect

Welcome everyone to Isekai High School!

Please look forward to Track and Field Day in the coming Week or Two.

Just remember that the Crystal Shards Event is also running, and you should remember to deal with those while you can. They’ll be showing up in this world as well.

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I feel it's worth saying today.

Love thy neighbor as thy love thyself.

Happy Pride Month everyone.

[Enclosed today is a picture of Buddha and Jesus in rainbow shirts making victory poses for the camera in front of their apartments for the Duck.]

I love you all. And I'm proud of each and every one of you.
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The land of the Gods.

To this land you have been summoned, with the chance to change your world for the better. Here, you can experience the world around you like never before, as your very nature’s hidden facets are revealed with new tastes, sounds and feelings you’ve never experienced before.

Bit what were you beforehand? A character in a slice of life show? A video game NPC who was instrumental in helping the hero on his or her quest? The final boss? A villain? What drove you to care for your world so much, that you resonated with the audience?

All of these questions and more, as you join your fellow Creations in seeking an answer. Or not. It’s up to you, with this life you’re given.


The re:Creators meme is set in the “real world”, where your character is a Creation, a fictional being with larger than life powers, or not. What you do is up to you.



PROMPTS

You’ve been recently introduced into this world. You’re told you need to find your Creator and have them change the world for a better life.

Maybe you’re experiencing something that you’ve done a thousand times, but the sensations are all different. Tastes and food seem more rich and vibrant. Sound and music more pleasant.

What about powers? How will you use them? Do you have a large robot? Did you have magic beforehand? What about the threat of your world, now that it is behind you? Do you still strive to change the world?

What about friends? Castmates? Resonating with your friends, you could possibly enforce a change with your creator. However, there seems to be obstacles in the way.

Fight fight fight. You’ve been challenged by someone, maybe a final boss character, maybe a rival. Either way, you’re in for a battle.

6. Exploration! This is a new world, and with unlimited resources, you can search the world for what you want to do.

7. Choose your Own adventure!
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Welcome Ducks! Today, on Friday May 17, a very special thing is happening. Hayate pops up on the net with an invite.

It seems that she has been hard at work arranging some downtime for everyone on the Duck, and arranging a friends-and-family retreat. A resort in Alberta, Canada, Rocky Mountain House has graciously offered to put them up for a couple of weeks for camping, white water rafting, horseback riding and other fun camping things.

As the invite explains, it's in thank you for helping with the adventure that fixed the Duck, how big or how small it had been.

And honestly, from the bottom of her heart, Hayate and the Admins thank you.

So please, come and enjoy yourself. Food and drink are provided but you may bring your own, build a fire, participate in the activities that can be found here in the resort, and stay a while and listen to the stories around the campfire.



And remember, if things get spicy between couples, remember to mark your toplevels.
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As a flash of light, a grid-like pattern plummets through the skies of the entire world. Wherever you might be, you see this as a world materializes overhead.

And then another. And then another. And another and another and another...



Hundreds if not thousands of worlds are revealed overhead.

And in the middle of it is a shining glowing star, a glowing angry orb of energy which is shimmering with sealed contained light.



Screens pop up as Hoshida-san appears.

"Apologies for the damage," said Hoshida as worlds begin to collide. "We're in the process of finalizing the rest of the patch into 3.0. There might be some technical issues here and there, but nothing to worry about. The monsters that appear need to be dealt with however with the bugs that are multiplying, so please deal with them when you can. However, the entity that has been causing trouble in the middle of the Duck, as you see before you, will appear on May 3. We're in the process of patching it, so it won't crash the system when it emerges."

"Please don't worry, it'll be all right. Please look forward to it. Everything is under control."

Someone runs past his screen screaming, "This is totally out of control!" He's wearing some kind of mask on his head.

"Really, it's alllll under control." said Hoshida with a eyebrow twitch before cutting the feed.
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The Road Trip Meme

Right now, with the nice weather, the Duck has given you a chance to do some traveling.

Perhaps it's in a region or area of the world you always wanted to go and visit. Luckily, Garlond Ironworks has handily supplied you your very own personal Regalia Type-G (or N depending on who was feeling cocky that day), and it's time for a road trip.

So put on your sunglasses, bask in that perfect weather, and it's time to travel!




Situations:

1. BREAK DOWN
Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?

2. TRUCK STOP
You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.)

3. HITCHHIKERS?
Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild.

4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT?
Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer.

5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back.

6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK!
No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.

7. THE GREAT ESCAPE
Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.

8. MAKE OUT~
You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next.

9. WE'RE SO LOST
The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners.

10. BUT OFFICER...
Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration.

11> WILDCARD
Anything goes!

Relationship (optional):

1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting.

2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.'

3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship.

4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you.

5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much?


(taken from [community profile] bakerstreet
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Tonight, the Duck is opening the floodgates across the Worlds.

Text messages are flying. A compulsion to tag your secrets, your party secrets. Your fun moments. Your inglorious moments. Your not-so-SFW moments.

Remember it's all to bare.

It's the Ducks From Last Night Meme!



It's Like the TFLN but with the Ducks! Use the Prompts from the TFLN website or make up IC ones from your characters. Go wild, and remember it's happening this Tuesday Night.

Quack Quack Everyone!
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For the duration of April 1st, the Duck's System would now register as DramaDramaLlama.

And the symbol would be replaced by:
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Everyone! We've been approached by the Remnant Sports League to promote a new sport! Well, it's an old sport, but it's making a comeback.

This April 1st, please come down to the Grifball Arena of Beacon and watch the matches!

And here's a little primer for those who aren't familiar with the game.



Can't wait to see you all at the field!
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Everyone new and old, young and the elderly today, family and friends gets and invite today to DuckCon 2019!

Today, at the Toronto Convention Center, flanked by the World's Largest Floating Rubber Duck, the Duck is hosting a media convention. People are here for panels, games, merch, entertainment, booths, all sorts of things. It's quite the production, and you can come and mingle and have fun with your convention goers.

There are people from ALL OVER the worlds. No one is excluded. LARPs are happening. People are having fun! Leave your weapons at the door check-ins and pick up some foam prop weapons instead.

You can see stuff like this!



And this!



Have some fun!
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>>> Virus Incoming: Spring Rain

With the sudden downpour, the heavens opened up.

Even though it's March through most of the Duck, the day of Spring March 20th, the heavens opened up! All across the Duck, it began to rain. The intensity of the Rain however, depended on where you were, and won't let up until late into the afternoon.

But go ahead, visit with friends, have fun in the rain. Maybe huddle inside if it's a Monsoon if you're in a tropical area.



>>> intensity

1. DRIZZLE ☂ It’s not too heavy or too light of a downpour, just enough to wash away stuff in the air, water the ground, and clean up the streets.

2. MONSOON ☂ It’s horrible and awful! Rain is coming down in buckets, no one can get anywhere, the wind is whipping everything about, and now the cable is out.

3. SHOWER ☂ Reminds you of early spring, doesn’t it? A nice shower to make everything all green and smell fresh again. Lovely.

4. FLOOD ☂ While rain is good, it can sometimes be bad. Grab a boat!

5. CATS & DOGS ☂ You’re lucky with this one. It’s not the worst storm in the world, but it’s still pretty heavy. Be careful when driving!


>>>> prompts

1. A DARK, STORMY NIGHT ☂ You know all those stories that start off with a stormy night before something goes wrong: a murder, an attack by ninjas, a crime. It is one of the best known clichés in the world, and you’re stuck in the middle of it.

2. HUMIDITY ☂ It’s that time of the year again when the humidity rises and the rain has two options: make it worse or make it go away. Good luck getting the latter.

3. GRAY RAIN OF DEPRESSION ☂ We all know this one. Stuck in the middle of no where, or right after an argument, or something that leads to angst, the rain decides to express someone’s feelings in a physical form, serious or over the top.

4. QUIET MORNING ☂ Nothing to do, nowhere to be… sometimes the rain is a welcomed addition to a quiet day. Gives you an excuse to stay in, curl up in a warm blanket and a book, maybe a loved one or a cup of hot chocolate. With sprinkles.

5. PUDDLES ☂ After it rains, what is the number one thing you have to do? Go put on some rubber boots and splash around of course!

6. SUDDEN STORM ☂ It might have been predicted, but sometimes storms just sweep in and do their thing with little to no warning. Hope you’re not outside.

7. THUNDER & LIGHTNING ☂ Loud, surprising, scary, ominous, comforting, fantastic to watch or listen to… some like thunder and lightning, others not so much. Of course, if this happens before a big confrontation, the universe is telling you something.

8. CAN’T GET WORSE ☂ You did not say that. You did not just say that. How many times does this need to be seen in movies and books before anyone learns?

9. STUCK ☂ No, no, no, no. This cannot be happening. What happened to the ten percent chance of rain? You forgot your umbrella and now you’re stuck in it!

10. RUINED PLANS ☂ You had all these wonderful plans to go outside, have some fun in the sunshine, do some errands, maybe a date… and the weather goes against them.

11. DANCING ☂ Sometimes rain is a cause for celebration, or you just feel like doing something spontaneous. Grab someone to join you and get wet!

12. RAIN BATTLE ☂ The most intense, important battles happen in the rain. Verbal spars, punching someone in the guts; it’s all dramatic and climatic. And no one slips.

13. DATE ☂ Aww, don’t let the weather ruin your date! It can be really romantic, being out in the rain, and it’s always fun to go with the flow.

14. A DAY INSIDE ☂ Sometimes, it’s just better to stay inside and enjoy something simple and easy like board games or catching up on TV shows, or maybe the bills.

15. WILD CARD ☂ Was there something I missed? Did you want to roll again or choose your own adventure? Go for it!
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A notice is beamed directly to everyone's inboxes this morning for when they get up from Hayate.


Attention Everyone:

Due to the recent instabilities, we've noticed several major events in other worlds that require attention. If left unchecked, they will begin to spill over the Duck into other worlds. This has happened previously in the past.

Please be advised that everyone's full cooperation will be required to aid in the following weeks while we get the Duck back in order to reduce the frequency. As of now, we are initiating full Raid Boss level alert.



The next is a profile from Leafa of the guild Log Horizon, who has posted a alert for a event called The Return of the Goblin King from her world.

The Goblin King is a Full Raid level monster and it is the main focus on the Return of the Goblin King event. This is a event that happens every two months, where there would be a Goblin King coronation ceremony in the Seven Falls Fortress, crowning the strongest Goblin tribe leader from the surrounding six tribes.

The players would have a week to slay the Goblin King before he was crowned and succeeding in the quest rewarded the players with rare items. A important trick in this raid was attacking the surrounding goblin tribes and weaken their forces. This would make the level and power of the goblins in Seven Falls, and the own Goblin King, weaker.

However if the Goblin King survives the one week event period, he will unite the surrounding tribes and his army will increase by ten times.



The following is a message from Leafa, for any skilled adventurers to come speak to her directly in order to assist her in slaying the Goblin King, as Akihabara would very much like to avoid another incident where they forgot about the crowning again.
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Hoshida-san is working hard on debugging the Duck, cleaning up the mess left from the problems.

But now there's the problem of cleaning up all of these long abandoned parts of the internet.

With a sigh, he leans back, and presses a button.

"All right, routing everything through the repaired Spider-verse, and... here we go."



Leaning back, Hoshida-san smiled as he adjusted the announcement window. "Good evening everyone in the Duck. As you can see, the Debug Progress has gone smoothly thanks to everyone's help. I'll spare you the details, but we've gotten the Debugging down about 32% right now."

"Please be squashing more bugs when you can, as we clean up the old spare code. Some of the old code from disused worlds have gotten onto the Duck in our absence, we call this CRAU in the circles. So, as such, we've compiled a system called the Debug Nexus."

"This system will allow you to step into emulations of your old familiar settings. While the old risks won't be there anymore, reminder that the Duck AI is very fluid, and will respond exactly as you imagine they will. As such, we'll turn you over to the conductor of the Debug Nexus."

The image changes to a friendly looking man in a literal conductors uniform with a puppet on his hand.

"Hello everyone! I'm your Conductor! As such, I'll be your guide into the Debug Nexus! We'll be opening this fully on Monday once we work the kinks out. Right, Sprocket?"

"That's right!" Exclaimed the puppet in a pitched voice. "Right now, we've got simulations for Mayfield, Galxcin, My Little Jamjar, Cosmographia, World of Pokemon and Adventures in Equestria. Remember to obey the laws of the world while you're in each world and limit your stay for a day or so while we work out the bugs."

"And remember, everything is as powerful as your IMAGINATION!" Howled the Conductor, drawling a look from Sprocket.

"That being said, I hope you have a good time when we open the Debug Nexus." And the pair cut back to Hoshida.

"For now, that's our patch notes, and I hope you keep debugging our system. Please look forward to the rest of our patch." Hoshida bowed.
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Due to the ongoing chaos in the Duck, the Restaurant to Another World is opening the doors a little early this week. For Friday, Saturday and Sunday In Character, the doors will open for St. Patricks Day. For those of age, green beer will be available.

Come on in and have a pint. And the special today is Irish Stew, Lamb made Shepherd's Pie and Colcannon!

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“You like Gundam, right?” – Said Everyone

These words resonated through the Duck at lightning speed and as a result, intermixed with the already fragile web. Hoshida-san had no choice but to include it into the available worlds as a priority one mingle world.

As such, the world of Gundam Build Fighters became a baseline world, as the notice went out.


Welcoming all fans of Gundam and Gunpla, giant robots and Virtual MMOs

Gundam Build Fighters world is now open for business.

As a result of the current buggy mess that is the Duck, we had to join the three existing worlds together. Apologies for our mess.

As such, please enjoy the three eras of Gundam Build and I hope to see you all there playing with your toys. And do not forget to debug while you are here, the bugs and bots are still showing up in this world as well.

Please look forward to the new patch.

Hoshida-san


Gundam Build Energy is a Brand New World, which combines Build Fighters, Build Fighters Try and Build Divers into a whole. Each world has its own playerbase intermingling with one another, and neither one ignores one another. It’s like each one still has their own stories to tell!

From now on, anyone from the Build universes will be labeled as Build Energy, thanks to the miraculous power of the Duck, and further existing Build series will continue along this tradition.

Thank you.
- The Administration
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The sound of the Worlds Breaking was a good indicator that everything was going crazy.



Like glass, the effect was rippled across the Duck at the speed of sound as an alert popped up as God and Hayate both appeared.

"Alert, alert, this is a priority one message from the Admins," said God, worried. "Due to the unforeseen situation at hand, we've had to cancel our event for the time being."

"Which means no Total Drama Island for now," said Hayate. "Sorry fellas." A couple of dejected men were in the background. "You'll still get paid!" They cheer.

"We'll hand this off to our head programmer, Hoshida-san."

It cuts to a man behind a desk who is working on a Duck Admin page. "Ah yes, I am Hoshida-san," said the man. "I am the Duck Programmer for this iteration of Drama Drama Duck. Since the beginning, Drama Drama Duck has been a self-growing, autonomous design that grew with the internet. But recently, the internet has produced many media that crossed over with others such as Star Trek Animated with Transformers, or Final Fantasy XIV with XV, or even My Little Pony with Warhammer 40k. This current influx of media has damaged the Duck beyond repair, and we are in a state of emergency."

He cut to a scene which showed a group of small multi-limbed rabbit like creatures and multi-limbed squat robots milling around, seemingly fighting each other and going "POOF" in cartoony clouds.

"These are Bugs in the system. They will continue to spawn until we can update the Duck to 3.0 which will take approximately 2 months to accomplish. I ask that you take time to squash these bugs when you can."

Hoshida bowed politely. "If you lack weaponry, we will provide you with debugging tools to take them out of order."

"Another point, is that the stress of the damage has also caused the 4 Alternate System to go out of control. You may find yourself being besieged by many many alternate versions of yourself until this is fixed, and there is no way to reset it. So please, treat your alternate friends with respect and kindness."

"Again, this isn't life threatening, but it is a hassle. Please refrain from causing a world-ending catastrophe that isn't planned until the time comes." He eyes the Kingdom Hearts cast. "That goes double for you, Sora."

Calling him out early huh.

Switching to Hayate, she said, "We'll be mailing everyone a Debugging Hammer. So please, make use of it. Sorry, but this is real weird. Already I've had to make room for another me who runs a card shop back home."
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A holiday has begun in the world of Eorzea, despite Dalamud dropping in an Era ago.

To this end, the seneschal of a noble house of the Thorne Dynasty has decided to participate in this years Little Ladies Day. With the aid of the event organizers, there are Daisy Flower Crowns being distributed to the Princesses of this world. Give your Princess a wonderful Flower Crown to show your appreciation, and be their seneschal, prince, retainer, whatever, for this day!

But that's not all.

To celebrate this event, the Songbirds, famed songstress idols have been hard at work preparing a new song for their group. A majestic concert is being prepared on the stage in Ul'dah, and everyone is invited to watch their concert.

So have fun, come visit Ul'dah, come visit Eorzea. It's a happy time, one for rest and relaxation. One might think, it's a calm before a potential storm, considering the Garlean menace on the horizon...
Feb. 28th, 2019 08:45 pm

?????

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Words resonate.

The phrase echoes across time and space, knotting a web strained.




There's a long pause before Anri melts the shadow-mask off her face.

"Flirting is when you think someone is pretty, so you say nice things to them so they'll like you. It's inappropriate for him to be flirting with either of us because the age difference in either direction is too large."

Another pause to remake the mask.

"Also Neechan doesn't want to give up on any version of Reira."





Tap tap tap

tap tap tap


tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

CRICK







Silence.
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Ah ah... this is God everyone.

I hope everyone's doing well on this fine Tuesday morning. As you may have noticed, Spider-Verse, the movie has dropped onto the digital downloads. This does mean a new world has opened up onto the community!

[A toy chest opens up and plays a fanfare as he pops a cracker.]

Now then. We have a problem.

Due to the instability in the dimensions, the Duck actually has to be patched to handle this. So travel cautiously everyone! You may travel to the Spider-Verse, any of them! But any Spider-man related universe will cause glitching in your body if you're from another world. It'll be a slight sharp sting, nothing major but you will notice!

That being said, it is being worked on. Please Look Forward To It.

Travel will not be embargoed like last time, not with Kingdom Hearts, but this is more for your safety than anything else! So be careful, and be safe.

[he taps on his calculator and sends off the message to ever Duck inbox.]
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Okay my lovelives, I've got a new rule!

Yes, I'm actually doing admin work behind the scenes, thanks to some very helpful things and instruction manuals.

I noticed a lot of kids appearing on the comms and so that they're not terribly corrupted like I was with sexiness, I'm gonna enact Protocol: Ducks After Dark.

From now on, anything that gets more than PG-13 in a public place will be marked and tagged with Ducks After Dark on the normal forums. If you're doing it with a friend, by all means, just go about your business. If you're lewd handholding with someone but doing it off comms, don't worry, that's fine.

Point is: Be Responsible with your Tags.

Have fun everyone!

[With that, Hayate presses a big red button which sends up the Tagging System. From now on, All potentially R and Above Rated Content on the Revenge of the Son of the Drama Drama Duck will now be tagged with !Protocol: Ducks After Dark]
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