First Blog Post

[a_golden_timeline]

So recently, a couple of anons and askers thought it would be a good idea to test out throwing bricks at me and if my defense system against that works. Bunch of idiots if you ask me...

But this got little old me thinking... What happens if people start throwing bricks at YOU? Why, you'd all be hurt! Some of you may even get murdered! So! I'm offering you something great. For the low price of 200 Gold, I'll hop on over to your timeline and install my signature Bottle Bomb Defense System™!

Comments

[betterthangarlond]

Gold, you say. That's a currency now?

But, Ebott. Would your defenses rival mine?

[a_golden_timeline]

Is that a challenge?

[outofthemanor]

Some of us enjoy pain

[a_golden_timeline]

[* Ebott blinks, a little surprised.]

...I would think you'd keep your masochistic preferences to yourself, buddy.

[outofthemanor]

[Wednesday gives a non-expression that suggests she has shrugged. It's interesting how many non-expressions she can pull off, though she's very expressive to her family]

When not much hurts you, admitting to liking pain is simply trivial.

[a_golden_timeline]

[* ...That, Ebott fully understands. Well, not the pain thing. It's more like he enjoys seeing new things since he's so old and he's basically done everything there was to do in a specific area. Literally.]

[* But... Ebott wants to get a rise out of this girl, so he perfectly feigns that he doesn't understand.]


Golly, you're some kind of freak, aren't you? You really shouldn't sicken everyone else who uses this duck web browser.

[outofthemanor]

[Good luck getting a rise out of her]

Yes.

[a_golden_timeline]

Well, it's rude! You're grossing everyone out, you twisted sadomasochist!

[outofthemanor]

[Grossing everyone out? Hm, it would do]

Good.