First Blog Post

[a_golden_timeline]

So recently, a couple of anons and askers thought it would be a good idea to test out throwing bricks at me and if my defense system against that works. Bunch of idiots if you ask me...

But this got little old me thinking... What happens if people start throwing bricks at YOU? Why, you'd all be hurt! Some of you may even get murdered! So! I'm offering you something great. For the low price of 200 Gold, I'll hop on over to your timeline and install my signature Bottle Bomb Defense System™!

Comments

[outofthemanor]

[Good luck getting a rise out of her]

Yes.

[a_golden_timeline]

Well, it's rude! You're grossing everyone out, you twisted sadomasochist!

[outofthemanor]

[Grossing everyone out? Hm, it would do]

Good.