01 - Kamala - Marvel 616 - Video

[ms_perfection]

No I don't.... augh, stupid popups!

World of Battlecraft I thought you weren't going to do this sort of thing! Are my addons updated? This isn't a LUA Error!

[Kamala reaches out and pats the monitor gently.]

Great. Now my computer's decided that it wants to open a browser to the internet in the middle of a dungeon. Well, I guess that's my life, no loot for SlothBaby.

What's the Duck anyhow?

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[ms_perfection]

"Oh my god. I don't wanna know, I'm going to just... hope that I never ever find out."

[green_genes]

[He wilts a little at that.]

H-heh...don't worry about that. I'm a big deal in my universe...and apparently a number of others. I spent like a whole week just looking at fan art people have drawn.

[He looks nervously from side to side then leans in to whisper to the camera]

Sometimes it's better then the professionals who draw me.

[ms_perfection]

Superheroes here in my world get fanfic and fanworks drawn of them all the time, so I get your point. I'm actually one of the top writers on BleedingCool actually.

My latest Avengers fanfic rocketed to number one.

[green_genes]

Dude that's awesome! Too bad you can't get paid for it...yet~

Alright so who do you ship with who? What kinda fics we talkin' here?

[onaroll]

“A good policy to have.”

Nod nod.

[ms_perfection]

Well like, until we finally get our Magical Pony Adventures official crossover with some of the merch, it's all non-canon to us.

Spider-Man and Black Cat. Even if that ship has sailed. And Spider-Man and Captain Marvel.

[ms_perfection]

I'm just glad I'm boring old Kamala Khan. Nothing weird about that.

[onaroll]

There’s a pause.

“Wikipedia says you’re Captain Marvel, though?”

[ms_perfection]

"WAIT WHAT?! That can't be right!?"

The level of incredulous levels are out of the gate.

"What? NOnononononono, there must be some mistake, I don't have any powers!"

[onaroll]

"I guess you're due for some? If it doesn't happen according to schedule we can probably work something out."

[ms_perfection]

"But... why me? I'm just plain old Kamala. There's nothing special about me..."

[onaroll]

Amelie just reads the summary from Wikipedia.

"'A shape-shifting Pakistani-American teenager from New Jersey, who becomes the newest holder of the Ms. Marvel identity.'"

Pause.

"Huh, that other one said Captain Marvel..."

[ms_perfection]

"Maybe I'm both...? Gosh I have no idea what my life is right now! Maybe I should google this up too..."

[onaroll]

"Once you do become a shapeshifter, I can probably teach you some tricks!"

[ms_perfection]

"You're a shapeshifter? I never would have guessed." said Kamala, surprised.

[green_genes]

Well that's the great part about multiple universes right? I'm sure if we used the Duck we could find a universe where those pairings happened!

....whoa...dude...I just had a thought!

So like what if the Duck could somehow connect us to the world you created?

[ms_perfection]

Maybe? But... I don't know, I wouldn't feel right, going to a world I created and saying "Hey, look at this place, it's so cool, look what I made..."

That's just weird to me.

[green_genes]

Pretty sure there's entire video game genre's dedicated to that idea but alright no worries.

For the record, this Spider-man you mentioned...is he...ya know?

[Transforming into a big green spider he wiggles his limbs at the camera.]

[ms_perfection]

I don't think he's actually done the man-spider thing in years. But no, he's a hero with wall-crawling abilities and the strength and speed of a spider.

[onaroll]

Amelie waggles one hand from side to side before it turns into a hawk's wing.

"It's limited, I can only do my arms and legs for some reason."

[green_genes]

Well that's good.

[He shifts back, the last thing to change back is eight eyes which vanish when he smacks his head leaving him cross eyed for a moment.]

We have this low level villain named Fang, human body but an entire spider for a head. He can be a creep but not nearly as tough as he thinks he is.

[ms_perfection]

Creepy. There's not many villains here in New Jersey to be honest, but most heroes are in New York proper. There's not much crossover over here.

To be honest, Jersey doesn't have much villain activity come to think about it.

[ms_perfection]

"It says here that for a while I can even turn myself into a couch. I don't know how long that lasts though..."

[onaroll]

Pause. Blink.

“Don’t look that up even with safe search. Please consider this life advice from a friendly adult.”

[ms_perfection]

"I'm sure it's someone's fetish and I'm not willing to look it up either."

Weirdos. But it's probably a fact for a reason.