revengeofthesonoftheddd | 01 - Peni Parker

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01 - Peni Parker - Spider-Verse

So I read through all of this..., hi fellow Spider-world people! And I have to wonder.

How are you all not GLITCHING?

I was glitching when I went to Miles world and it HURT. A lot.

Oh this is Peni Parker. I guess... I'm SP//DR.

Konnichiwa!

I was bitten by a radioactive spider who lives inside my father's robot and now I have a psychic bond with it.

What's your origin stories everyone?

[Somewhere, Tony Stark just reached for the Malt Whiskey.]

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I haven't really tried going to any of the other alternate New Yorks yet but glitching?

Also...I can't believe you're the first spider-girl I've met. How did it take so long?

[As for Origin stories...]

I'm Sandy Marko, my dad was the Villain The Sandman, but I spent most of my life without him. Then my city got overwhelmed with Venom monsters so I had to stop running and learn to fight...except I got sucked away to another universe where we were forced to fight to the death a lot for entertainment.

After that I kind of just got dropped into another universe for magical girls, and now I'm back and not really sure where to go from here.

It's when your atoms decide you don't like being in an alternate dimension and they start complete and utter cellular breakdown. It's not fun, and I was experiencing it before I returned home.

Dunno, the multi-verse is totally weird.

Holy, your world is intense, all of them. But then, I guess all Spider-related people have intense worlds to get through huh. Kinda makes you think don't it?

Dude...that might be the most painful thing I've heard of. And I've been through a freaking lot. You're hard core!

[Sandy looks impressed to say the least. Cellular breakdown is one form of torment even the Capitol of her universe hadn't figured out.]

I never really thought of myself as a Spider-person. I mean...I've been waiting for a spider-man to save me for so long and when it didn't work out...

...but yeah what the hell?! How come the multiverse wants to kick us around so much?

Well, I'm not the only one who had to go through the glitching to be honest. And if it weren't for going to Miles world, I wouldn't have met my friends.

Don't give up hope. Anyone can wear the mask. Spider-Man isn't just a person, it's a symbol. Even you can be Spider-Man.

It's tough, but getting up after a blow is what makes us Spider-Man.

I thought you had to be good at climbing walls and have some kind of webs and stuff.

I mean don't get me wrong...I'm pretty good at getting back up again. I've died like 13 times.

Being Spider-man doesn't need to mean you're bitten by a Spider. It's sort of... metaphorical at best from what I figure.

Even still, getting up again is still a commendable ability.

Ah...like poetry. I like poems.

How many spiders have you met so far? I've only met you.

I mean there was one other...but he was really young and he was gone like a month later.

And the really old one I met back home but we just kind of locked eyes for a moment and then he got killed.

I've met five others. Miles, Peter B, Noir, Ham and Gwen. I paid respects to Peter, the local Spider who died in Miles world before we joined up and fought Kingpin though.