duck_npcs: (yoshida1)
Revenge of the Son of the DDD NPC Journal ([personal profile] duck_npcs) wrote in [community profile] revengeofthesonoftheddd2019-03-15 09:16 pm

Coming Monday - Video

Hoshida-san is working hard on debugging the Duck, cleaning up the mess left from the problems.

But now there's the problem of cleaning up all of these long abandoned parts of the internet.

With a sigh, he leans back, and presses a button.

"All right, routing everything through the repaired Spider-verse, and... here we go."



Leaning back, Hoshida-san smiled as he adjusted the announcement window. "Good evening everyone in the Duck. As you can see, the Debug Progress has gone smoothly thanks to everyone's help. I'll spare you the details, but we've gotten the Debugging down about 32% right now."

"Please be squashing more bugs when you can, as we clean up the old spare code. Some of the old code from disused worlds have gotten onto the Duck in our absence, we call this CRAU in the circles. So, as such, we've compiled a system called the Debug Nexus."

"This system will allow you to step into emulations of your old familiar settings. While the old risks won't be there anymore, reminder that the Duck AI is very fluid, and will respond exactly as you imagine they will. As such, we'll turn you over to the conductor of the Debug Nexus."

The image changes to a friendly looking man in a literal conductors uniform with a puppet on his hand.

"Hello everyone! I'm your Conductor! As such, I'll be your guide into the Debug Nexus! We'll be opening this fully on Monday once we work the kinks out. Right, Sprocket?"

"That's right!" Exclaimed the puppet in a pitched voice. "Right now, we've got simulations for Mayfield, Galxcin, My Little Jamjar, Cosmographia, World of Pokemon and Adventures in Equestria. Remember to obey the laws of the world while you're in each world and limit your stay for a day or so while we work out the bugs."

"And remember, everything is as powerful as your IMAGINATION!" Howled the Conductor, drawling a look from Sprocket.

"That being said, I hope you have a good time when we open the Debug Nexus." And the pair cut back to Hoshida.

"For now, that's our patch notes, and I hope you keep debugging our system. Please look forward to the rest of our patch." Hoshida bowed.