Ducks From Last Night! - An IC Meme

[duck_npcs]

Tonight, the Duck is opening the floodgates across the Worlds.

Text messages are flying. A compulsion to tag your secrets, your party secrets. Your fun moments. Your inglorious moments. Your not-so-SFW moments.

Remember it's all to bare.

It's the Ducks From Last Night Meme!



It's Like the TFLN but with the Ducks! Use the Prompts from the TFLN website or make up IC ones from your characters. Go wild, and remember it's happening this Tuesday Night.

Quack Quack Everyone!

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Dadpool Er I mean Deadpool | Marvel Future Avengers

[dadpool]

1. I ate ten chimichangas yesterday. I'm gonna feel that in about ten hours. Oh wait, that's today right now.

2. Taking 15 bullets for those kids was not fun. I'm still digging bullets out of my perfect butt.

3. I still haven't gotten my Japanese Anime yet!

4. Tony Stark totally owes me for saving Avengers Tower. My bank account will take credit thank you.

Dad Tony Er I mean Tony Stark | Marvel Future Avengers

[200percentextradad]

1. For the record, DEADPOOL, Crossbones broke the window, not you. I billed him.

2. You broke Friday's systems to get my data. No dice.

3. Makoto do your homework.

4. Steve stop stealing my curry. I don't care if Indian food is your favorite.

Dadgar er I mean Archmage Khadgar | World of Warcraft

[4987_is_absurd]

1. is this on? Oh jolly good! I'd like to order ten large meals please. Oh this isn't the restaurant on the main?

2. Floating head in the ball was so last expansion.

3. No I'm not loaning you Atiesh. I quite like my legendary.

4. Sometimes I miss bothering the Champion for duties. It was so much easier to fetch quest when they were around.

Ash Ketchum | Pokemon Sun&Moon the Anime

[acmellash]

1. How many times does someone have to save the world before someone remembers the phrase "And the World Turns to Ash"?

2. I'm pumped for the Pokemon League. I just hope I get all of my Pokemon in top shape by then. Even Meltan.

3. Sometimes I have romantic dreams of Serena and I holding hands on the beach. Is that normal?

4. And then it ends with all of my traveling companions teasing me.

3

[usedrap_idspin]

Sounds like something's wrong with your brain.

You should probably do something drastic to fix it or you may never sleep again.

Kamala Khan | Marvel Future Avengers

[animbiggen]

1. I stole that guy's loot. In my defense, in the game, he was being a real jerk.

2. I wish I had more friends. Not that it isn't bad or anything, but seeing my other me's world one time? I wonder how it'd be like to live in a mixed neighborhood instead of a predominantly white one like I am now.

3. I learned how to stretch out of suit!

4. I had my first romantic dream. It was of Chloe. Oh my gosh I think I'm a little gay. O.o

4

[justoutrunyou]

Congrats?

You having trouble with that one?

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel | Marvel Future Avengers

[captainmomvel]

1. There's nothing wrong with being yourself. Unless yourself is tearing up 5 city blocks.

2. I could use a volunteer for tomorrow's hero show. Any volunteers?

3. Avengers I've got a meeting at 3. We'll have to reschedule. It's important I make it. The kids will miss me if I don't show up.

4. Oh my god who drank all the soda in the tower?

Apple White-Amaryllis | Ever After High | OTA

[cidery]

1. That explanation reads out of a hentai manga. I want to subscribe to that.

2. Oh my stars. Does that come in packages or plastic?

3. I'm gonna just step outside and wait for the fire department to come. No, no it's just the fire is spreading and I don't think you should cook again.

4. Cow goes moo is not a logical response to this situation!

Number 3

[onaroll]

IT WASN’T MY FAULT THIS TIME

Tony Stark | MCU (Infinity War Compliant) | OTA

[inadvertentdadfigure]

1. Gee kid I thought you really had it. No, I'm gonna call Happy to bring a blowtorch and some pliers.

2. Flight stabilizers. That's what we need for this situation.

3. Pepper arrange me a trip to Stark Tower. No, I don't need the tea doily's either.

4. What about the goose?

Re: Tony Stark | MCU (Infinity War Compliant) | OTA

[radical_hacker]

[2]

More like a motorcycle with 4x4 drive, handles traffic better!

:) :) :) :) :) :)

Sunset Shimmer | Equestria Girls | OTA

[shimmer_on]

1. Rainbow Dash you overcharged me again! I can hear people making out two blocks over!

2. Wait what about the duck and the cake?

3. I'm gonna just eat this ice cream and try to forget that this exists. Preferably before I need a brain bleaching system in place.

4. Twilight, Twilight, if I ever decide to divulge my deepest darkest fantasies to you two again, make sure I'm good and lubed up first and not with bodily fluids. Just, make sure I've got a pint of sherry in me first.

4

[elementofpeanutbutter]

I will never be able to unread those words.

Radical Edward l Cowboy Bebop l OTA

[radical_hacker]

1. Never crack Mr. Robot jokes in front of a hacker.

2. When in doubt take the bounty that requires the EDM performer cover.

3. Where did Ed park?

4. Text her!

[Comes in both Modern AU and post anime aka now in her 20s flavors, just ask for a version!]

[modern!]

[captainmomvel]

1. I'll keep that in mind, when I need someone to break into someone's ship again. Thanks for all your help with this case, Ed.

Peni Parker | Spider-man into the Spider-verse

[lucky_peni]

1. I'm running out of sugar in the cockpit. I need to fuel up before I run out of calories but I really don't want to go out. I'm too lazy and I think I'm sugar crashing.

2. How I shot web?

3. Visiting Marvel 616. people are looking at me funny. I think they think I'm an anime.

4. What's E-Van-Jelly-on?

3

[justoutrunyou]

Are you...not?

Bedivere | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[ordinaryknight]

1. This is the third time I have seen Fou attack Merlin today...

2. Master has been so busy as of late. I hope she isn't exhausting herself.

3. Text him

Re: Bedivere | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[4987_is_absurd]

Isn't Merlin a wizard? One would think someone would have more common sense than that.

Azula // ATLA

[makeadragonwannaretire]

1. Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my brother.

2. Woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low.

3. So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud

4. [Text her]

Re: Azula // ATLA

[dadpool]

2. I once woke up with twenty pounds of sugar in my apartment. I must have thought it was harder stuff.

Still had a good time with it.

Sandy Marko // Spider-man: Reign

[justoutrunyou]

1. My pet Duck has locked me out of my apartment.

2. I'm eating Mc.Donalds in the shower with classical music playing. How do you think my day's going?

3. The bartender didn't seem to care that I'm "technically" 16. He just kept saying I don't look old enough to drink. So that's why I had to steal from Mr. Starks Liquor cabinet...again.

4. [Text Her]

Re: Sandy Marko // Spider-man: Reign

[inadvertentdadfigure]

3. You what?

Kid am I going to have to put child-proof locks on the doors? At least ask first before taking. Pepper would filet me for letting you drink without letting one of us know.

Lillie | Pokemon Sun Moon the Anime

[snowlillie]

1. I had a dream I was running around screaming larceny larceny. I must be stressing out lately about everything.

2. Gladion and I have started training. I've also figured out that I'm really bad at DODGE.

3. Explosions or Freezing? Vote now.

4. Text her.

3

[usedrap_idspin]

Explosions. No contest.

Derplander | FFXIV

[derplander]

1. What's the use of a linkpearl if I hear "Pray come to the Waking Sands" every time I'm done a mission?

2. Manderville Mambo is probably the best thing in the world.

3. I'm thinking of founding a burger place in Eorzea when I get a moment to myself. I'm thinking of calling it Warrior of Eats.

4. Text him!

1

[holdmystabber]

Maybe she's lonely.

Platelet | Cells at Work

[consumate_professional]

1. Remember Fatty Foods are sometimes foods!

2. Healthy exercise is good for you everyone! Please remember to stretch even once in the morning!

3. Be sure to shower, even the skin needs hydration!

4. Drink plenty of fluids, we need the water down here as well!

5. It's okay to be sad, just remember your body is rooting for you!

6. Text her

5

[justoutrunyou]

That's weirdly helpful

Tsuyu Asui // My Hero Academia

[rainyseasonkero]

1. Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.

2. Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to fall over.

3. We live vicariously through your huge boobs

4. [Text her?]

2

[cagey_black]

Tell me about it. Everything becomes a shade of grey and black when you're not looking.