Ducks From Last Night! - An IC Meme

[duck_npcs]

Tonight, the Duck is opening the floodgates across the Worlds.

Text messages are flying. A compulsion to tag your secrets, your party secrets. Your fun moments. Your inglorious moments. Your not-so-SFW moments.

Remember it's all to bare.

It's the Ducks From Last Night Meme!



It's Like the TFLN but with the Ducks! Use the Prompts from the TFLN website or make up IC ones from your characters. Go wild, and remember it's happening this Tuesday Night.

Quack Quack Everyone!

Comments

Sunset Shimmer | Equestria Girls | OTA

[shimmer_on]

1. Rainbow Dash you overcharged me again! I can hear people making out two blocks over!

2. Wait what about the duck and the cake?

3. I'm gonna just eat this ice cream and try to forget that this exists. Preferably before I need a brain bleaching system in place.

4. Twilight, Twilight, if I ever decide to divulge my deepest darkest fantasies to you two again, make sure I'm good and lubed up first and not with bodily fluids. Just, make sure I've got a pint of sherry in me first.

4

[elementofpeanutbutter]

I will never be able to unread those words.

Re: 4

[shimmer_on]

Shit I texted that to everyone didn't I?

Can't undo it now.

Rip me.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Rip you?

RIP Trixie! I'm already trying to figure out how you'd do things like that with those gangly human bodies and now to imagine you with Twilight Sparkle?

Honestly? You deserve better.

[shimmer_on]

Twilight Sparkles. Plural.

If I could swing it I mean.

Girl I have needs. But like, I'm sure Sci-Twi would implode first before I suggest a herd.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

A herd!?

[Can you hear Trixie's brain exploding? It's a mix of jealous, confusion and ultimately just being short sighted when it comes to the multiverse.]

Did turning into a human put you in perpetual heat or something?

[shimmer_on]

We humans are ready to go any time. Weird huh? I still don't want a winter foal but it's weird, we could have children any time of the year.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

I suppose it's not the strangest thing about humans I've learned.

Are they all so open about...those sorts of things?

[shimmer_on]

I'm unique because I'm Equestrian turned INTO a human. So my priorities are skewed massively.

If it weren't for the fact that I still think sometimes like a pony, it wouldn't be so weird.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Well far be it from me to shame someone for doing something that makes them feel good.

It's just a little difficult to imagine the Princess of Friendship being lewd and filthy. She's so....sweet and nice and innocent all the time! It's exhausting.

At least you have some credit for being cooler then that.

[shimmer_on]

She's pretty repressed sometimes, I'll give you that. But I'm trying to coax Twilight out of her shell. I feel like she's growing as a pony.

I do like being the "cool one" out of Celestia's former students.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Well it is a short list but yes. You are one of them.

You're no Starlight Glimmer but you'll do in a pinch.

[shimmer_on]

Oh she's had plenty of students over the years. What, you think Twi and I were the first?

How is Starlight right now? Has she picked up Twilighting?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

No I just think it's clear she has her favorites.

That depends on what you mean by Twilighting and I warn you to be very thoughtful in how you answer about Trixie's best friend.

[shimmer_on]

You know, Twilighting. When she spirals into a maniac obsessive panic over a big announcement and makes lists and lists and plans and plans.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Pfft you must be joking!

Starlight is far beyond that sort of manic panic. I'll remind you she bested Twilight at her own magical game! And she will no doubt master friendship beyond even the Princesses abilities someday!!!

[shimmer_on]

Oh I'm sure she will. After all, the student will surpass the teacher eventually. That's how it usually works anyhow. Rule of twos or some junk like that, Pinkie keeps insisting it works like that.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Be honest with me...former bad girl to former bad girl.

...what...IS Pinkie exactly? Is she from this Duckplace? Is that how she knows everything but is so weird?

[shimmer_on]

Between you and me, I think she's known as an Author Avatar. Someone who knows everything without knowing they are the mouthpiece of the author.

But don't tell Pinkie THAT. It might implode her mind.

[glimmer_of]

Say my name and the devil will appear! I've been summoned by talk of Twilight's lack of a lewd love life.

Oh you're group-texting Sunset? Can I look in?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Starlight!?

[She brightens up instantly. Thinking about Twilight being lewd is a lot less frustrating when your best friend is around.]

Well it's not like we haven't talked about it ourselves.

[glimmer_of]

I'll say. [Peers and types in.] No I haven't Twilighted yet.

Seems like she's just worried for Twilight's disposition lately.

[elementofpeanutbutter]

Why would she have to worry about that?

Doesn't she have like...an entire herd of people to keep her happy and treat her like the end all be all hero of Equestria?

[Someone isn't entirely aware of current events.]

[glimmer_of]

Ah... Princess Celestia and Luna tried to pass the crown and rulership of Equestria onto Twilight all of a sudden and she started Twilighting hard. And then Sombra attacked the Crystal Empire, shattered the Tree of Harmony, enslaved the people of Ponyville into his servants [this was muttered] including me, into his army, and attacked Canterlot, and Twilight and her friends managed to vaporize him and defeat Sombra and free everypony!

And then the Princesses figured it was a bad idea to just foist the job over so suddenly and said they'll wait.

Did I get everything?

[elementofpeanutbutter]

I...

wait...

They WHAT?!

[The idea of Princess Twilight ruler of Equestria makes Trixie feel very unwell. She's only saved by the idea that Twilight predictably handled it poorly. She listens to the rest and looks appropriately concerned at the revelations. When the last part happens she blinks confused.]

Wait...so Sombra was evil again? How did that happen?