The First Park! - Open

[lil_tanuki]

Clearly the Duck is having fun with you people today.

WELCOME TO HAPPY WORLD LAND, the happiest place on earth!

There's plenty to see, the rides, the games, the Stairway to Heaven, the Bullet Train to Heck, all of it. Ride the monorail and visit the place. Lodging is free, food is free.

This is the Duck bringing you all to the world like it or not.

For a week, you'll all experience the joys of Happy World Land!

Comments

[getshiton]

Darkness has learned a little bit about other worlds in the time since she sold her purity to a complete stranger for no reason (let's be honest here, given her personality it was more or less inevitable - after all, Kazuma could more or less get her to do anything he wanted just by being insistent; the only thing that prevented it from happening sooner is that most of the men around her were terrified of her incredible strength and rock-hard muscles (with Kazuma just being terrified by her personality)) but she's still not entirely sure what a 'train' is.

What she can see, however, is that's it's some kind of extremely large metal travel device, almost like if The Destroyer had been modeled after a snake. Naturally, this leads to only one thought in her head.

"Ahh, I wonder how messed up I'd get if that thing hit me~"

Drink it in, Megumin. This is the kind of person that considers you one of her closest friends.

[explosions_are_awesome]

"I'm sure we'd be kicked out of the amusement park if you actually stepped in front of it," said Megumin, watching the Bullet Train to Heck take a plummet into the depths of, well, heck, as fire belched from the entrance.

"We should probably prep ourselves, it looks like this one actually plummets us into fire."

Even with her side-eyeing Darkness for her masochistic tendencies...

"Also, I'm sure getting hit by a train would hurt. A lot. Even by your standards."

[getshiton]

By Darkness' standards, 'near-death' is better than 'death-death' if only because she can only experience the latter once. However...

"Maybe you could tie me to the back and I could get dragged behind it again?"

That was a really good day for her.

[explosions_are_awesome]

"... We could ask."

Megumin couldn't believe she was thinking about it. "Don't feel bad if we can't get it to work. Even in a world like this, there's got to be technical limits."

[getshiton]

Of course you're thinking about it, Megumin! Ever since you went out into the wide world, you've been growing as a person! Only mentally, though. Not physically. Never physically.

And since only a complete weirdo like Darkness would willingly be your friend, obviously part of your (non-physical) growth is learning how to be a good friend that thinks of her happiness.

"Still, that you'd even try...I'm so glad we're friends, Megumin!"

[explosions_are_awesome]

Megumin was touched by her gratitude and she laughed. "But of course! I wouldn't have grown as a person without it, right? I mean, this is probably non-lethal so we'll see about doing so."

She grinned a little. "Trust me me, Darkness."