The First Park! - Open

[lil_tanuki]

Clearly the Duck is having fun with you people today.

WELCOME TO HAPPY WORLD LAND, the happiest place on earth!

There's plenty to see, the rides, the games, the Stairway to Heaven, the Bullet Train to Heck, all of it. Ride the monorail and visit the place. Lodging is free, food is free.

This is the Duck bringing you all to the world like it or not.

For a week, you'll all experience the joys of Happy World Land!

Comments

[theshowmustgoon]

"Not a problem. It always helps to broaden your horizons." said Dennis, spreading his arms in a grandiose manner.

[outofthemanor]

"Especially if those horizons include a cliff face." It was a deadpan response.

[theshowmustgoon]

"Maybe," said Dennis with a smirk.

[outofthemanor]

Wednesday raised an eyebrow, clearly waiting on more.

[theshowmustgoon]

"If one does not run up against a wall, how will they know if they can scale it?" said Dennis.

[outofthemanor]

"By knowing their own abilities and being able to estimate the height of the wall."

[theshowmustgoon]

"Well that was more of a rhetorical question..." said Dennis with a sheepish grin.

[outofthemanor]

"Why ask if you didn't expect nor want an answer?"

[theshowmustgoon]

"I didn't expect you to have one to be honest."

[outofthemanor]

"Then that's your failing."