01 - Kamala - Marvel 616 - Video

[ms_perfection]

No I don't.... augh, stupid popups!

World of Battlecraft I thought you weren't going to do this sort of thing! Are my addons updated? This isn't a LUA Error!

[Kamala reaches out and pats the monitor gently.]

Great. Now my computer's decided that it wants to open a browser to the internet in the middle of a dungeon. Well, I guess that's my life, no loot for SlothBaby.

What's the Duck anyhow?

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[onaroll]

"You absolutely cannot think like that."

Amelie has to get her to understand.

"I don't know what your standards are for 'normal', so I'll just say this: the worst thing you've ever seen? It will have your face on it now."

[ms_perfection]

"... wait... WHAT?"

[onaroll]

There's so many things Amelie could say.

She's not going to, however, she'll just give Kamala her best compassionate expression.

[ms_perfection]

"Oh my god. I don't wanna know, I'm going to just... hope that I never ever find out."

[onaroll]

“A good policy to have.”

Nod nod.

[ms_perfection]

I'm just glad I'm boring old Kamala Khan. Nothing weird about that.

[onaroll]

There’s a pause.

“Wikipedia says you’re Captain Marvel, though?”

[ms_perfection]

"WAIT WHAT?! That can't be right!?"

The level of incredulous levels are out of the gate.

"What? NOnononononono, there must be some mistake, I don't have any powers!"

[onaroll]

"I guess you're due for some? If it doesn't happen according to schedule we can probably work something out."

[ms_perfection]

"But... why me? I'm just plain old Kamala. There's nothing special about me..."

[onaroll]

Amelie just reads the summary from Wikipedia.

"'A shape-shifting Pakistani-American teenager from New Jersey, who becomes the newest holder of the Ms. Marvel identity.'"

Pause.

"Huh, that other one said Captain Marvel..."

[ms_perfection]

"Maybe I'm both...? Gosh I have no idea what my life is right now! Maybe I should google this up too..."

[onaroll]

"Once you do become a shapeshifter, I can probably teach you some tricks!"

[ms_perfection]

"You're a shapeshifter? I never would have guessed." said Kamala, surprised.

[onaroll]

Amelie waggles one hand from side to side before it turns into a hawk's wing.

"It's limited, I can only do my arms and legs for some reason."

[ms_perfection]

"It says here that for a while I can even turn myself into a couch. I don't know how long that lasts though..."

[onaroll]

Pause. Blink.

“Don’t look that up even with safe search. Please consider this life advice from a friendly adult.”

[ms_perfection]

"I'm sure it's someone's fetish and I'm not willing to look it up either."

Weirdos. But it's probably a fact for a reason.