What's up fools? It's yo girl Hayate!

It seems that old browsers have flickered to life, with a spinning duck symbol on it. Whatever could this mean?

What is this strange object that appeared next to you? Well, all of your answers can be found if you login as Hayate is adjusting her screen.

"Is this on? Yes it is! At last, I got it to work! Welcome all users to Drama Drama Duck. Or as I like to call it: Revenge of the Son of the Drama Drama Duck!"

"What is this thing you ask about? Well it's quite simple; you are now connected to the internet. I managed to get admin privilages somehow so don't ask me how it works. Quite simple, you're connected to the internet now, and nothing short of ridiculousness is upon you."

"So go ahead, post around, browse, worldhop to other worlds, that's what the device next to you is for. Please have yourself a nice stay in the comfort of your own home or go out exploring! Ta!"

With that, the browser returns from its video chat, and there is a spinning duck. It's not going to go away until you touch it.